hi i'm mavy and i have a strong love for food

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

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crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

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stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'
Once you’ve accepted your flaws no one can use them against you.
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multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via metalhearted)

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

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wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

(Source: new-mauville, via guccier)

iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

(via tipslip)

The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves.

William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar (via feellng)

Yeh.

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beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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