hi i'm mavy and i have a strong love for food

breakinq:

following back tons

teen:

i wanna meet the male version of me 

(via pornstarwars)

memelordmikey:

*looks up zodiac compatibility with fave* *sees that we’re not compatible* *throws rock at sky* fuck you fake bitch

(Source: deadtoortles, via pornstarwars)

coracoco:

number1cuntdiva:

vixonette:

vipeur:

andim-a-lionheart:

paleladise:

This is so breathtaking idk why

This is the best part of being comfortable in a relationshipYou can just lay there butt naked n be completely relaxed n not worried what they’re thinking about your body.

this gif is so relaxing

yeah i want that soo bad 

this is so important

cc
nylilprincess:

Oh my god

bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

image

(via hotboyproblems)

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: panicsatdiscos, via internetexplwhorer)

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

(via covocal)

baracknobama:

"sorry miss i cant do pe today because i strained my eyebrow"

(via happiest)

pagingme:

can i make a bible out of this man’s tweets

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

(Source: plazm, via trust)