hi i'm mavy and i have a strong love for food

As a species we’re fundamentally insane. Put more than two of us in a room, we pick sides and start dreaming up reasons to kill one another. Why do you think we invented politics and religion?
Stephen King (via feellng)

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

(via joshpeck)

320k:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

(Source: purplefridge, via gnarly)

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

(via pizza)

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

(Source: emmaswaaan, via tipslip)

  • tumblr user: OKAY LET ME TALK ABOUT THIS LITTLE SHIT RIGHT HERE SO-
  • me: chill

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(Source: menthuthuyoupi, via stop)

feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

image

(via trust)

donutsdodrugs asked:
gosh you're da best thx ! so sad i'm leaving, i will never get one of these treasures dammit

:((((( you can go in august!!!